As you prepare for the end of the world (which will happen tomorrow, according to the Mayans), I thought it would be fun to provide you with all the coupons you’ll need to usher in the end of everything … and, yes, this is VERY tongue-in-cheek. For the record, I fully plan on waking up Saturday morning to the same ol’ world we’re used to 
Fighting Zombies all day can be a real headache:
You’re gonna want something to do on those long cold nights:
Don’t forget the kiddos, they’re our only hope at repopulating the earth:
When your husband is out slaying the walking dead, he needs to smell good:
I hear blood stains are hard to get out of clothes:
And you certainly need to wash off the Zombie guts before dinner:
Snacks. Snacks. And More Snacks. Fighting Zombies is hard work!
Keep the putrid smell of Zombies out of your house (or what’s left of it):
Fido and Fluffy can defend the homestead while you’re scavenging for food:
Leaves and berries can be bland, sweeten them:
If you take to the seas to escape the Zombie herd, you’ll need this:
Doesn’t this stuff last forever?
Hydrate, Hydrate, Hydrate:
- $1.00 off Minute Maid Juice Box 10-pk
- $10.00 off 1 Filtrete™ Water Pitcher – 12 cup
- $1.00 off three Welch’s Sparkling Juice Cocktails (You might need something stronger though)
Where else are you going to store the food you scavenge?!
You do have one of those camp coffee makers right?
And last but not least, you gotta look and smell good in the new world!
- $0.75 off any one Colgate Optic White™ Mouthwash
- $0.75 off one Colgate Optic White™ Toothpaste
- $1.00 off one imPRESS Press-on Manicure
- $1.00 off Maybelline NY Expert Wear Eye Shadows
Obvious Necessities:
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Thanks to Escalate Network for the help in compiling these!
